BATTLE

You vs an army of creatives.

TRUTH

Guess who wins.

SCALE

One person. Army output.

REALITY

It's now the floor.

REALITY

The floor just got higher.

QUALITY

One hook beats 100 mediocre ads.

FOR DTC OPERATORS — £30K+ MRR

You vs an army of creatives. Stop fighting it alone.

Volume isn't the edge anymore. It's the floor. 20 static ads in 7 days — find the winners before you spend a penny on production.

Even the odds

FOR DTC OPERATORS — £30K+ MRR

You vs an army of creatives. Stop fighting it alone.

Volume isn't the edge anymore. It's the floor. 20 static ads in 7 days — find the winners before you spend a penny on production.

Even the odds

BATTLE

You vs an army of creatives.

TRUTH

Guess who wins.

INSIGHT

Volume isn't the edge anymore.

REALITY

It's now the floor.

TRUTH

Stop fighting it alone.

EDGE

They have teams. You have this.

SCALE

One person. Army output.

INSIGHT

Creative fatigue hits everyone.

TRUTH

Even armies get tired.

QUALITY

One hook beats 100 mediocre ads.

REALITY

The floor just got higher.

URGENCY

They're testing 100 ads/week.

POWER

So are you now.

OFFER

Even the odds in 7 days.

BATTLE

You vs 50 creatives. You win.

CLARITY

Stop guessing which hook lands.

SPEED

20 static ads. 7 days flat.

EDGE

Army vs you. You have AI.

SHIFT

Volume is no longer enough.

CTA

Even the odds. →

THE DELIVERABLES

Everything in the testing layer.

One-time price. No retainer. No upsell. Built to find your next winning hook in 7 days flat.

20 Static Creatives

Each one tests a different hook, angle, or claim against your audience. No duplicates, no filler.

20 Static Creatives

Each one tests a different hook, angle, or claim against your audience. No duplicates, no filler.

Delivered In 7 Days

From brief approval to inbox. Faster than any agency or freelancer you've worked with — guaranteed.

Delivered In 7 Days

From brief approval to inbox. Faster than any agency or freelancer you've worked with — guaranteed.

Hook Taxonomy Document

Each ad tagged with the hook it tests. Your performance data reads clean instead of a guessing game.

Hook Taxonomy Document

Each ad tagged with the hook it tests. Your performance data reads clean instead of a guessing game.

Editable Source Files

Yours to spin variants, resize, or hand to your team. No licensing nonsense.

Editable Source Files

Yours to spin variants, resize, or hand to your team. No licensing nonsense.

MARKET TIMING

Why testing in static matters right now.

Three things changed in the last 12 months. Together they make static testing the highest-leverage creative play for a scaling DTC store.

UGC Rates Doubled

What cost $250 a deliverable in 2023 is $500–800 now. Spec packages run $3–8k. You can't afford to guess which angle is worth filming anymore.

Test before you commit shoot budget

Save the £5k mistake of filming the wrong hook

Brief UGC creators on proven angles, not guesses

Fatigue Cycles Are 5–6 Days

Even high-quality winners burn out in under a week. You need a constant pipeline of fresh angles to test. Static is the only format cheap enough to ship 20 at once.

Constant fresh angles in rotation

Algorithm rewards velocity, not polish

20 statics > 4 premium pieces, every time

The Window Is Closing

Brands printing in Q4 are the ones who locked their creative engine in by August. If you're still guessing angles in September, you're already late.

Find your winning hooks before peak season

Lock the angles your competitors are still guessing at

Stop firefighting at 11pm in CapCut

HOW IT WORKS

From first click to first winner.

1. Brief in 30 minutes

Send your offer, your top winners, and any angle hypotheses. One short call. No 14-page questionnaire.

1. Brief in 30 minutes

Send your offer, your top winners, and any angle hypotheses. One short call. No 14-page questionnaire.

2. I ship in 7 days

20 unique statics, each tagged with the hook it tests. Resized for Meta, Stories, and TikTok. Source files included.

2. I ship in 7 days

20 unique statics, each tagged with the hook it tests. Resized for Meta, Stories, and TikTok. Source files included.

3. You find winners

Run them at $50–100/day. Inside 7–14 days you know which 3–5 angles deserve UGC budget — and which £5k mistake you just avoided.

3. You find winners

Run them at $50–100/day. Inside 7–14 days you know which 3–5 angles deserve UGC budget — and which £5k mistake you just avoided.

FAQ

The blunt FAQ.

Still on the fence?

Book the 15-min fit call. No pitch deck. If it's not a fit, I'll tell you on the call.

Book the fit call

How is this different from a creative agency?

What if I don't get any winners out of the 20?

If fewer than 3 statics beat your existing baseline CPA after 7 days of reasonable test spend, I ship a second batch of 20 free. The risk sits with me, not you.

Will the statics actually look good, or is this AI slop?

What's the turnaround really like?

What's the catch?

FAQ

The blunt FAQ.

Still on the fence?

Book the 15-min fit call. No pitch deck. If it's not a fit, I'll tell you on the call.

Book the fit call

How is this different from a creative agency?

What if I don't get any winners out of the 20?

If fewer than 3 statics beat your existing baseline CPA after 7 days of reasonable test spend, I ship a second batch of 20 free. The risk sits with me, not you.

Will the statics actually look good, or is this AI slop?

What's the turnaround really like?

What's the catch?

FAQ

The blunt FAQ.

Still on the fence?

Book the 15-min fit call. No pitch deck. If it's not a fit, I'll tell you on the call.

Book the fit call

How is this different from a creative agency?

What if I don't get any winners out of the 20?

If fewer than 3 statics beat your existing baseline CPA after 7 days of reasonable test spend, I ship a second batch of 20 free. The risk sits with me, not you.

Will the statics actually look good, or is this AI slop?

What's the turnaround really like?

What's the catch?